Tag: spoof

  • Son of 31 Nights, 31 Frights: Treevenge

    Son of 31 Nights, 31 Frights: Treevenge
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    Depending on your disposition, after seeing this you may either get an artificial Christmas tree and spend the rest of your days in solemn repentence of your genocidal past, or buy a plot of land, plant some trees and wish that Christmas would come everyday (I suspect Eli Roth would choose the latter option). Read more

  • Son of 31 Nights, 31 Frights: Vacancy

    Son of 31 Nights, 31 Frights: Vacancy
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    Far too many horror movies ask the audience to root for the killer by treating their victims as irritating morons (I’m looking at you, Paranormal Activity). This overlooked little gem has the temerity to (gasp!) treat its audience with a modicum of respect. The oddly-paired Kate Beckinsale and Luke Wilson get creative as a divorcing… Read more